Yo thunder thighs deserve some eyes. This is the apparel equivalent of Danny Zuko's "EEEELECTRIFYING!". They're pink, they're yellow, they're blue, what more could you want? This pattern reminds me of my elementary school doodles up and down the margins of the algebra homework created while procrastinating. Little did I know, I would bring those squiggly teenage angst drawings to life on my lanky grown-up man legs. And now you can reminisce about my childhood procrastination with me!
Milk, Butter, Eggs, Polyester, Spandex. Mix these together for the ~*~stylish~*~ compression pant of your dreams.. or nightmares, or both! Either way, your thighs will look hella fly.